Lord Gaga rides again - Day two

He looked like a king surveying his domain. Golden scepter in his left hand with a black latex dress on his body. He appeared to be a shapely women with a larger than average nose, but looks were deceiving. To the world he was Lady Gaga, but to himself he was Lord Gaga.

His was a tragic tale of steroid use gone wrong. When he grew breasts and became rather womanly in build, he made hit records out of lemons. But he put that away 10 years ago on the 7th anniversary of the release of Fame Monster. Now he rode through the country side on his hog, outlandishly dressed and bringing justice to the oppressed.

Up ahead was the town where the bandits were currently raiding. He removed the top from his golden scepter revealing a powerful shotgun. As the Road Lord rolled into town he fired a volley into the crowd of thugs surrounding a helpless young girl. He leaped from his bike using it's momentum to hurl himself at one half of the thugs while the bike flew into the other half.

The nine inch stiletto heels on GaGa's feet were razor sharp as they pierced the skulls of two huge biker criminals. They softened Gaga's landing while they were at it. Quickly discarding them and performing one of his miraculous instant costume changes, the middle aged Road Lord changed into skin tight leopard print and proceeded to finish the remaining villains using his leopard king fu dance moves.

He got back on his hog. The now freed girl got on back and wrapped her arms around him. They rode off into the sunset.