Bad Fiction - Day one

Lady Gaga looked out the president's window down at the gardener mowing the lawn. The man was one of hers. Her race controlled everything, the European Union, the United States. Only the radical Muslims could stop them, but that threat would be gone soon. Sub-Sahara Africa had once posed a threat, but that threat had been obliterated by AIDs now. The inner city had been a threat, but crack cocaine had eradicated that threat now too.

Her race had been preparing America since the 1950s. Upping the production of the grass clippings upon which her species fed. You don't think it's a coincidence that there is more lawn than farm in the United States do you? There are actually places where you are legally required to keep a nice lawn. And don't get me started on golf courses!

But places with no grass like the Middle East, or the Inner City, or the Rain Forest were a threat. That is why the people there had to be weak. That's why her race had created the CIA. The invasion would begin all to soon.

The would start with the suburbs where they had engineered public schools to make people weak and stupid. And the sweet grass that powered them and their technology would be plentiful. From there they would use earths own weapon systems to destroy and remaining threats. From Walmart, their evil front, they would set up command centers. You didn't think all those cheap plastic goods were really made in China did you?

Yes, soon it would begin!