The aged men stood at attention as the President walked into the room. Those from the military saluted president West. Now was time to talk strategy.
Some miles to the north a terrible menace was destroying New York city. It was a three hundred foot tall monster. It was a FAME (Fire-breathing Aerial Malevolent Extraterrestrial) monster. It had smashed open Macy's and Bloomingdale's already. The monster appeared to be heading towards Times Square in Manhattan.
Its feet were hideously misshapen, looking almost human, but having a front with the back missing. It was covered in a smooth shiny black armor from head to toe. It's face appeared almost human were it not for the nose being out of proportion. Around its back was the skin of a giant space bear, that it wore around like an over-sized cape.
Back at the Pentagon President West was finished with the meeting. Each of the departments in the meeting had tried to stop it and failed. Now he was going to do it himself. The president was nothing if not confident.
Half an hour later the President stepped out of the high speed aircraft and onto the streets of New York, he felt inspired by the bright lights. He stepped out of the plane holding an experimental weapon he just thought might do the trick.
He began to speak "Yo Gagazilla, Imma let you finish, but first imma finish you for all time!"
Gagazilla tossed aside the top of the Empire state building it had been wearing as a hat.
President Kanye West fired the experimental rocket. It was to no avail as Gagazilla was undeterred. Kanye was forced to flee to the water, secure in the knowledge that as a gay fish, he would survive in the aquatic habitat.
The residents of New York would had no choice but to wait till Gagazilla left of her own volition.
In the aftermath the country came together in solidarity, and agreed that President Kanye West, was indeed a jackass.
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